Fellow TEXAS BLOGGERS Series: August Edition Round 3

You guys are in for a real treat today!  Nicole from Three 31 is gracing the pages of my blog today.  I am meeting Nicole next week IRL...and I cannot wait!  Not only is she a fellow TEXAS BLOGGER, but she also hails from The Bluegrass State....she is a Kentucky girl!  And let's not forget she is insane about the 50 Shades Trilogy...as I think that most of us are, but some are too shy to admit it ( I however, do NOT fall into that category).  And once more thing....she has a wicked sense of humor and that is one of things I love most about her.  If you can honestly get through her post without laughing...and I mean out loud....there may just be something wrong and you should be checked out at the nearest clinic or ER.  Sit back, grab a glass of your favorite wine or a sweet tea and read about the men that make Nicole's engine rev....VROOM, VROOM!!!!

There are some fine-as-frog-hair men gracing the tee-vee and movie screens. In fact, I've deemed them all worthy of acts approved by my Inner Goddess. If you have not read the 50 Shades series, you're seriously missing out on some hanky-panky that your girlie parts would appreciate. And your significant other.

300 is one of my favorite movies. I couldn't tell you much about the storyline, except the male character are semi naked manly men in leather skivvies. I'm not complaining. Gerard Butler (King Leonidus) was speaking to me when he said, "Yes m'Lady" when he and his men left for battle. Hands down, I think it's the best line in the movie. If GB and I were together, our conversation would go something like this: Are you attracted to me? GB: Yes, m'Lady. Am I the best thing that's ever happened to you? GB: Yes, m'Lady. Do you like to spend more time with me than your friends? GB: Yes, m'Lady. Do I look skinny? GB: Yes, m'Lady. Do you think I'm sexy? GB: Yes, m'Lady. Would you like my inner goddess to do Christian Gray-ish things to you? GB: Yes, m'Lady. Are you glad we had this conversation? GB: Yes, m'Lady.

Mama always said *NOT* to get in a stranger's vehicle, but I'd make an exception for Richard Rawlings of Gas Monkey Garage on Discovery Channel's Fast-n-Loud. The jeans, the boots, the tattoos, and the slicked back hair ..... yes, please. I don't know the difference between a brake caliper and a cam-shaft, but I'd like to learn from Richard. He's a native Texan (y'all, he lives in Fort Worth!!!!!!), turns "buckets of rust" into show-stopping vehicles, *AND* has the need to exceed the posted speed limit. Obviously, Richard and I could be best friends. {wink} He currently holds the world record for the Cannonball Run, driving 2,811 miles from New York to Los Angeles in 31 hours and 59 minutes --- that's an average speed of 87.6 miles per hour. The next time I drive to Kentucky, Richard is invited to be my chauffeur.

The volleyball court scene in Top Gun. Yes, you remember it. Sand. Sun. Sweat. Shirtless, very sexy men. Mmmm, oh yessssssss. I'd give a pretty penny to be those dog tags. I think he needs some sunscreen on his back too. Most people think Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer were the studs in this movie, but Slider (Rick Rossovich) put the sizzle in my skillet. Since 1986, I've seen Top Gun at least 498,285,108 times. But I'm not counting. No offense, Rick, but if you weren't as old as my mother, I'd think of more inappropriate things for my Inner Goddess to do with you. DRUM ROLL PLEASE .......... { the star of this show } { the apple of my eye } { the sugar in my tea }

I would be the world's worst wife if I didn't include Handsome Husband. He's already given me a million-gabillion eye rolls while I put this post together. He is, however, very well aware of my enthusiasm for the aforementioned men above. He is also aware of who has his last name, prepares his favorite meals, and keeps him warm at night.

 

 

Nicole, thank you so much for that bit of eye candy.....(GB seriously makes me swoon) not to mention the witty commentary.  I think that everybody deserves a guest post by you...just sayin!  Oh, and by the way....who is your choice for Christian Grey on the big screen???  Inquiring minds want to know!

  

If you love what you read and are dying for more of Nicole's hilarity make sure you drop by Three 31 and show her some love....you will not be disappointed!  Tell her I sent ya.....